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THE COFFEE PARTY No Quarter Will Be Given
Liberal & Moderate Majority Oversight Coalition

WAKE UP. HOLD THE LINE.
REPAIR THE DAMAGE FIRST.

We are the direct inverse of the Tea Party. Now that Democrats hold the majority in the House and Senate, The Coffee Party unites liberals and moderates with one non-negotiable demand for our own leadership: Put down the olive branch. Do not bend, do not appease, and give zero quarter until every shred of damage inflicted by Trump and his party is systematically undone.

ZERO
Premature Olive Branches
100%
Trump EO Reversals
IRONCLAD
Loophole Closures
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WHY THE COFFEE PARTY EXISTS

When Republicans held power under Trump, they didn't ask for permission, they didn't water down their agenda for "bipartisan optics," and they certainly didn't offer olive branches. Now that voters handed Democrats the House and Senate majorities to clean up the wreckage, we refuse to let institutional timidness squander our mandate.

1. The Inverse of the Tea Party

Where the Tea Party sought to burn down governance, The Coffee Party is wide awake and laser-focused on rebuilding and fortifying it. We unite pragmatic moderates and fiery progressives under one roof: restore every institution, agency, and scientific safeguard Trump vandalized.

2. Ban The Premature Olive Branch

Historically, the moment Democrats win majorities, party leadership immediately tries to prove how "reasonable" and "conciliatory" they are by negotiating away their own leverage. Not this time. You do not negotiate remodeling the house with the arsonist who just torched the foundation.

3. Full Restitution Before Bipartisanship

We welcome good-faith bipartisan governance—the day after the TRUMP Act is signed, pardon abuses are outlawed, executive loopholes are welded shut, and every petty ego-project is erased from federal property. Until baseline sanity is restored: No Quarter Will Be Given.

The Non-Negotiable Slate

MANDATORY MAJORITY LEGISLATION

Every Democratic House Member and Senator is graded on their co-sponsorship and unyielding floor votes for these four foundational repair bills.

Recommendation Bill #1 PRIORITY: CONSTITUTIONAL GUARDRAIL

The Presidential Pardon Integrity & Limitation Act

The clemency power was designed as an act of mercy for justice—not a get-out-of-jail-free card for political co-conspirators, donors, and corrupt loyalists. This legislation strips away executive impunity once and for all.

  • Zero Self-Pardons or Family Pardons: Explicitly codifies that no President may pardon themselves, their relatives, or their business entities.
  • Co-Conspirator & Obstruction Ban: Prohibits pardons for individuals convicted of crimes committed at the direction of, or to shield, the President.
  • Lame-Duck Clemency Transparency: Subjects any pardon issued between Election Day and Inauguration Day to immediate Congressional oversight and bribery review.
Status: Demanding Immediate Floor Vote Demand Co-Sponsorship →
Flagship Omnibus Bill
Recommendation Bill #2 THE "TRUMP" ACT

The Reversal Under Missed Progress Transition Act

Why spend four years undoing thousands of solo-agent executive orders one by one? The TRUMP Act bundles the reversal of every erratic vanity decree, anti-science purge, and petty renaming stunt into a single, sweeping omnibus restoration bill.

  • Geographic Sanity Restored: It is legally the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario again across all federal maps and databases.
  • Rebuilding the "Library of Congress for Seeds": Reinstates the Department of Grain Diversity and vital food-security seed vaults gutted out of pure ignorance.
  • The Kennedy Center Mandate & Ego Scrub: Strips Trump's name off every federal asset and triples the budget of the newly christened "Kennedy Never To Be Renamed By Insecure Little Men Center."
Recommendation Bill #3 PRIORITY: WELDING LOOPHOLES SHUT

The Ironclad Guardrails & Loophole Closure Act

For two centuries, American democracy relied on "gentlemen's agreements" and unwritten norms. Trump proved that an administration without shame will drive a bulldozer through every loophole. This bill turns informal norms into enforceable felony statutes.

  • Ending "Acting" Cabinet Evasions: Automatic paycheck and authority termination after 90 days for any unconfirmed "Acting" Cabinet head bypassing Senate scrutiny.
  • Automatic Emoluments Seizure: Mandatory blind trusts and 100% civil forfeiture of any foreign or domestic government spending at presidentially owned properties.
  • Congressional Subpoena Teeth: Establishes an independent Congressional Inherent Contempt enforcement marshals unit so executive officials can no longer simply ignore subpoenas.
Status: Zero GOP Watering-Down Permitted Demand Co-Sponsorship →
Recommendation Bill #4 PRIORITY: LOST TIME RECOVERY

The Unset Progress Acceleration & Restitution Act

Simply returning to where we were isn't enough—we lost years of critical progress while Trump sabotaged agencies from within. This bill fast-tracks the projects, judicial seats, and research grants frozen during his tenure.

  • Retroactive Research & Clean Energy Restitution: Restores every cancelled NIH, NSF, and clean-energy grant with a 25% compounding "disruption restitution" boost.
  • No Blue-Slip Vetoes on Judicial Confirmations: Abolishes archaic Senate customs that let minority-party Senators stall federal judicial appointments in their home states.
  • Civil Service Back-Pay & Shielding: Full reinstatement with seniority and back-pay for career scientists and civil servants purged under "Schedule F" loyalty tests.
Status: Fast-Track Majority Mandate Demand Co-Sponsorship →
Interactive Omnibus Provision Docket

INSIDE THE TRUMP ACT

(The Reversal Under Missed Progress Transition Act)

Every executive order, petty renaming stunt, and ignorant agency closure Trump enacted as a solo agent—reversed in a single omnibus roll-call vote. Browse the docket below, filter by category, or submit another ridiculous Trump action to add to the omnibus reversal queue.

OMNIBUS REVERSAL ITEMS LOCKED: 12
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Crowdsourced Oversight Docket

What Dumb Solo-Agent Action Did We Miss?

The list of petty executive actions, sabotaged offices, and vanity projects goes on and on. Submit another item below to log it into the TRUMP Act Omnibus Docket and trigger an instant email alert to our caucus oversight desk via DreamHost PHP.

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THE DEMOCRATIC "SPINE MONITOR"

We love our party, which is why we don't trust its old habit of unilateral disarmament. Whenever a Democratic Committee Chair or Senator talks about "turning the page without looking backward" or "watering down the TRUMP Act to get 3 Republican votes," The Coffee Party sounds the alarm.

Ironclad Caucus (Holding The Line) 198 Lawmakers Pledged

Committed to passing Bills #1–#4 via majority power with zero pre-emptive concessions to GOP obstructionists.

"Olive Branch Risk" Watchlist 14 Lawmakers Monitored

Lawmakers who have recently used phrases like "let bygones be bygones" on Sunday morning cable news. Receiving daily constituent wake-up calls.

"Bipartisanship is a destination you earn after you return what was stolen, fix what was broken, and lock the doors you jimmied open. Until then: drink your coffee, hold the gavel, and pass the bills."

— The Coffee Party Founding Charter
Action Dispatch 142,890 Verified Co-Signers

SEND A "NO QUARTER" WAKE-UP CALL TO DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP

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